The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around

Description

Here is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men. In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM. Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon? Whether Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber? Or who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don’t need to be old, Jewish, or a man—it’s a lifestyle!)

Filled with helpful jargon, detailed rundowns of delis and coffee shops, and an exploration of ten OJM archetypes—from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals—this book is a perfect gift for any Jewish dad, granddad, uncle, brother, or anyone who enjoys a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor. Complete with hilarious full-color illustrations and witty chapters like "How to Exist in This Fakakta World," "The Art of the Schmooze," "How to Live Forever," and "King of the Temple," this book offers an entertaining and affectionate tribute to the quintessential OJM experience.

• Noah Rinsky
• Print Length: 224 pages
• Dimensions: 6.5" x 0.7" x 7.9"