The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around
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Here is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men. In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM. Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon? Whether Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber? Or who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don’t need to be old, Jewish, or a man—it’s a lifestyle!)
Filled with helpful jargon, detailed rundowns of delis and coffee shops, and an exploration of ten OJM archetypes—from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals—this book is a perfect gift for any Jewish dad, granddad, uncle, brother, or anyone who enjoys a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor. Complete with hilarious full-color illustrations and witty chapters like "How to Exist in This Fakakta World," "The Art of the Schmooze," "How to Live Forever," and "King of the Temple," this book offers an entertaining and affectionate tribute to the quintessential OJM experience.
- Noah Rinsky
- Print Length: 224 pages
- Dimensions: 6.5" x 0.7" x 7.9"
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Hachette Book Group is the New York publisher formed in 2006 whose oldest imprint, Little, Brown and Company, dates to 1837.
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About the brand
Hachette Book Group
Hachette Book Group is the New York publisher formed in 2006 whose oldest imprint, Little, Brown and Company, dates to 1837.
- Based in
- New York, NY
- Since
- 2006
- Craft
- Trade books for all ages
Hachette Book Group took its current name in 2006, when France's Hachette Livre bought the Time Warner Book Group. Its roots go much deeper: Little, Brown and Company has been publishing since 1837. Today HBG is one of the "Big Five" U.S. trade publishers, with groups that include Grand Central, Basic Books, Little, Brown Books for Young Readers and Workman Running Press.
ModernTribe's shelf leans funny: The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around, a Seinfeld seek-and-find book, and Love Is a Candle, a Hanukkah board book for the littlest readers.
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- Part ofHachette Livre, France
- Big FiveOne of the "Big Five" U.S. trade publishers
- Oldest imprintLittle, Brown and Company, founded 1837
